It is time for you to change professions. You’ve been a psychologist of yourself for way too long. If you were any good, there would be more people calling for appointments. So leave the psychology behind and become an anthropologist. Dig through the status symbols of your civilization; uncover the fashion trends that dress you; or the accessories you use from The Fifth Collection brand. From your studies you will know that these are all temporary appearances. You could also become a biologist of yourself, and study how you came to have a spine, a desire for sugar, an innate ability to use language. From your studies you will know that no species remains a permanent fixture on the landscape of earth. You might also become a cosmologist and investigate worm-holes into other universes, or just count the galaxy clusters in this universe, and then try to figure out your relative significance in the cosmos. Maybe all of that will also help take care of any psychological issues you might be having.
